The online world is one where a quick text can get a great response.
No need for a long phone conversation.
Online dating and meetings become more and more prevalent so becoming versed in quick-witted text and messages with girls can be a big help to your online social life.
A good sense of humour is one of the things women will say they love most about a man so being able to make a girl laugh is a huge bonus when you are meeting people online and want to have a fun and flirty chat.
You never know if that one funny text or message is going to lead to something great!
List of Messages to Make a Girl Laugh
These texts go from the groan-worthy to the absolutely funny. Any type of funny text or message is a good thing when you are texting or messaging a girl.
Girls love a genuine sense of humor so feel free to make them laugh.
Whether it is a bad pick up line, a terrible pun or a funny note.
You will capture their heart through the funny bone.
What works when you first get a girl’s number?
- Other than being sexy, what do you do for a living?
- You must be really tired; I’ve had you running through my mind all day long.
- Touch my shirt. Guess what it is made of? Boyfriend material.
- Press 1 if you are alive. Press 2 if you have nothing to do and want me to come to save you.
- If you were a triangle, you would be an acute one.
- Rate your day in stars. If it is lower than a 4 then I’d like to fix it.
- If you were a veggie, you would be a cute-cumber.
- I’d ask you over to my place tonight, but you are so hot that I think my air conditioner can’t handle it.
- Do you know CPR? I hope so. I lost my breath as soon as I saw you walk in.
- Wow, it is hot in here, or maybe its because the hottest girl I’ve ever seen just walked in.
- Was that an earthquake or you because my world just shook.
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
- Wow! I’ve discovered the reason for global warming! It has to be you!
- I just saw a picture of you in the dictionary. It was there when I looked up the word beautiful.
- Sweet dreams. I hope I am in them.
- Your chromosomes have come together beautifully.
- I just noticed that you look very much like my next girlfriend.
- You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop after I’ve binge-watched Netflix.
- A day when I don’t get to see you is like a pencil that is broken. Pointless.
- You are like a tornado. You blow me away.
- God was really showing off when he made you.
- It is not my fault I fell for you. You tripped me!
- Are you busy for the rest of your life?
- It is Sunday and I’m bored. Want to join me for a Sunday Funday?
- You can fall off a ladder or fall from a tree. But the best way to fall is to fall in love with me.
- They say lots of people say that Disney world is the happiest place on earth, they obviously have not been in your arms.
- I wanted to send you something to make you smile, but the mail man made me get out of the mailbox.
- Hey, do you have Gods phone number? I need to let him know that one of his angels is lost.
- The only good part of being single is that I can flirt with you.
- I really want to go get pizza. And a great girl to go eat it with.
If you really want to make a girl laugh, then sending some of these texts and messages should do the trick.
You had better be sure she has a sense of humor if you are going to send them.
If not, you might want to think about not sending them.
While many of these texts are cheesy, but they are so cringe-worthy, they are funny and will most certainly elicit a smile from the girl you are sending it to.
They will send you an answer either laughing and carrying on the conversation or asking you if you were serious.
Both are opportunities to start a conversation in a lighthearted bantering way.
You can never go wrong when you show you have a fun sense of humor.
